Love letter OF AN ENGINEER !!
To
The girl ,
(whom i consider dearmost ).
Subject : A honest and an objective oriented proposal of love due to regular heartache that is being felt by me !
Dear ,
i am a civil engineer (mtech) specialized in structures ! I am writing this letter due to an urgency. I observed you for the first time when i was on site working on posttensioned prestressed deck slabs.
You were standing on the road nearly 12 m away from me along x direction from my station point at an approximate angle of 25 degrees to vertical from my position ( i was wrking at a height of nearly 32 feet from ground and you were on road )....i saw your hairs waving exactly like the molecules move in brownian motion..and your smile was like the perfect sagging moment of a simply supported beam under u.d.l....you have very parabolic facial curves and your eyes are like asymptotes curves !when i came down on road and helped you to get autorikshaw you thanked me and thumbed me up like the flemings left hand rule !you are approximately 1.4 m in height and your body is highly proportioned !your smile removes all types of stresses and deformations from my face ! I have come to know that you are yet unmarried !and so am i ! can we form a good covalent bond like carbon ? be assured that you wont have any burden after marriage more than your yield stress ! i always prefer limit state method everywhere ! Working stress will be very less on you as financially i am stable and can arrange servants for various domestic works !
since last 2 months i am unable to sleep at night due to constant peojection of your images in my dreams !these virtual images are acting like viscous dampers ;obstructing my natural vibrations of life !I am requesting you to consider my problematic position.
i assure you that i will support you like a built up I section column supports main beam !and this connection will be rigid !i will not allow our relation to stretch beyond any permissible deflection .i shall share and nullify all your troubles like the moment resisting frame !and apart from this in case any unusual load of problems comes to you ..i will convert my self from regular beam to a beam-column condition ..to take any axial unwanted load ! My boiling point of anger is very high and generally i am as harmless and calm as water !
I think i can make you stable the way a stone column stabilises and improves weak sandy ground !my voice will never raise above 50 decible and so there will be no noice pollution inside our new life !
Please consider my request and weld my lonely life by your smiles and trust !
Reply me soon before the shear envelope of your memories create a plastic deformation in my brain !dear .remember !.there is no recovery to plastic deformation...!currently i am in elastic range ...but if you waste time the phase of elastoplastic strain may start !
Bcause load of your memories and beauty is constat and as time progress it may have effects alike geometric non linearity which may result into eccentric behaviour !!
Thanking you
Yours by all means ,
Abc ( engineer)
To
The girl ,
(whom i consider dearmost ).
Subject : A honest and an objective oriented proposal of love due to regular heartache that is being felt by me !
Dear ,
i am a civil engineer (mtech) specialized in structures ! I am writing this letter due to an urgency. I observed you for the first time when i was on site working on posttensioned prestressed deck slabs.
You were standing on the road nearly 12 m away from me along x direction from my station point at an approximate angle of 25 degrees to vertical from my position ( i was wrking at a height of nearly 32 feet from ground and you were on road )....i saw your hairs waving exactly like the molecules move in brownian motion..and your smile was like the perfect sagging moment of a simply supported beam under u.d.l....you have very parabolic facial curves and your eyes are like asymptotes curves !when i came down on road and helped you to get autorikshaw you thanked me and thumbed me up like the flemings left hand rule !you are approximately 1.4 m in height and your body is highly proportioned !your smile removes all types of stresses and deformations from my face ! I have come to know that you are yet unmarried !and so am i ! can we form a good covalent bond like carbon ? be assured that you wont have any burden after marriage more than your yield stress ! i always prefer limit state method everywhere ! Working stress will be very less on you as financially i am stable and can arrange servants for various domestic works !
since last 2 months i am unable to sleep at night due to constant peojection of your images in my dreams !these virtual images are acting like viscous dampers ;obstructing my natural vibrations of life !I am requesting you to consider my problematic position.
i assure you that i will support you like a built up I section column supports main beam !and this connection will be rigid !i will not allow our relation to stretch beyond any permissible deflection .i shall share and nullify all your troubles like the moment resisting frame !and apart from this in case any unusual load of problems comes to you ..i will convert my self from regular beam to a beam-column condition ..to take any axial unwanted load ! My boiling point of anger is very high and generally i am as harmless and calm as water !
I think i can make you stable the way a stone column stabilises and improves weak sandy ground !my voice will never raise above 50 decible and so there will be no noice pollution inside our new life !
Please consider my request and weld my lonely life by your smiles and trust !
Reply me soon before the shear envelope of your memories create a plastic deformation in my brain !dear .remember !.there is no recovery to plastic deformation...!currently i am in elastic range ...but if you waste time the phase of elastoplastic strain may start !
Bcause load of your memories and beauty is constat and as time progress it may have effects alike geometric non linearity which may result into eccentric behaviour !!
Thanking you
Yours by all means ,
Abc ( engineer)
No comments:
Post a Comment